Applesauce?

Keith's stream of consciousness while watching E.T. on this rainy morning:

"I like how E.T. takes the pot of flowers back to his home planet. He's probably going to start some ecological disaster. You know, the thing that bothers me about this movie? I'm sorry, but if I saw that thing in my garage I wouldn't be leaving it Reeses Pieces. I'd probably completely lose my sh*t, pull out a bat and whack it to applesauce."

Owen looks up at him and says, "Applesauce? Please?"

toots

Owen now thinks farts are funny. He tells us whenever he farts, saying, "a toot!" and pointing to his bottom. Milestone, we are here!

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