5. When she complains about her thighs being too big for jeans.
4. That she can eat a bag of Cheetos without gaining the weight in the bag...or any weight at all.
3. That she ever "forgets to eat".
2. When she gives me crap for not updating my blog and she doesn't have a blog.
1. Her undying love for Celine Dion.
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I was impressed right up to #1, then you lost me (and my lunch).
EC
Ooooohhhhh!! Some one is going to get her ass kicked!
Smackdown.
No I am not going to kick her ass...oh wait, did you mean she will kick my ass? Bah hahaha! She's about 1/3 my mass, y'all!
Don't underestimate me. I can bring some whoop ass.
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