Haircut

I'm sure many mothers have made the same mistake. The oh-that-hair-cutting-thing-doesn't-look-so-hard thing. Owen's clown curls were getting a little out of control, so I secured his head in place with one hand and cut with the other. The results were...not so good. The next night, determined to even out my little Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber, I made it even worse. I mean, it is bad. Keith actually told me not to touch it anymore, to let it grow out. Keith said that. Keith the most mellow husband in the world told me to not cut another hair on my son's head.

He's not wrong. Owen looks like he cut his own hair. Blindfolded. With a pair of craft scissors. Or a backhoe.